This is even worse than the worst take I’ve ever read. All takes ever created flashed before my eyes; I know the truth.

James Naismith: Bill - You can’t just take my idea and write about it for money. You don’t write for my website anymore. What is a website?

Do you know my dad?

boo

Counterpoint: The Hall of Fame is nonsense. I don’t need to look at a poorly made bronze statue to tell me who was good at baseball. We got the internet for that shit.

I don’t know what an Overwatch is, but I support this strategy.

Seems like a totally typical high school experience. Every American high school stereotype turned on its head.

I think it is ironic that The Concourse exists as a function of Deadspin given the amount of political hot takes this blog advances.

You’re the puppet.

That version is regrettable. Do you even like the Vikings or Prince? Has your entire backstory been fabricated? Can you point to the Twin Cities on a map? I am very skeptical after you put that impostor up there.

Joe Strummer is a hero.

What selfish is you, buddy?

65-16 in the last 6 years. 3 Big Ten Titles (one shared).

The only thing that sticks out to me about the Dolphins:

How many cats maketh a catman?

I don’t get the reference to the Toledo War. Giving up the Toledo Strip was basically a condition of Michigan finally becoming a state. Michigan was given the western two thirds of the Upper Peninsula as a consolation.

He mentions the Moa, but not Haast’s Eagle. That basically explains Sam William Wallace Hinkie.