We just saw one of those. The wife followed us around and gave us the grand tour. The husband just sat in a recliner in the living room. I didn't get to see the living room because it felt awkward with him there. The wife didn't like it when we questioned why there was no door between the garage and the house even…

In my previous home, I noticed some of the wall outlets were getting burn marks, so I made a point to replace the outlets. Discovery: no grounding wires and one two-outlet receptacle actually only had enough wires for ONE outlet. Negative wire went to one outlet and positive went to the other. I’m not even sure how…

One big one missed... Past insect damage. Brother bought a beautiful home, and 5 years later decided to renovate the kitchen.... the entire south wall of the house had to be ripped out and replaced due to very old termite damage all over in the walls, some of the boards were so damaged they crumbled into dust and fell…

UGH. This would totally be my parents. I hope that when they sell, the real estate agent forces them to stay away because I know that they’ll be those people times ten.

Alternate to the alternate headline: “Alamo Drafthouse announces massive boost to profits".

An alternate headline for this piece is “AMC Cedes Only Advantage Theaters Have Over a Good Home Theater System.”