my little brother was using my dad’s phone for an app or game or something who knows

and he was like hey look at these texts they’re disgusting and also hilarious

it was my dad and his girlfriend texting about having sex but like real cheesy. she was talking about swallowing cum and likened it to whipped cream. honestly…

what is wrong with peeing in the shower? it’s not like pissing a bath...

lol your hair is only oily cause you wash it every day

try dry shampoo or your hair will always be greasy 5ever (mine was for years)

also if you don’t clean your feet ya should.

I wash my legs, but I do have leg hair. My ex didn’t wash his legs, and he also had leg hair. My girlfriend now doesn’t wash her legs but she also doesn’t have leg hair. Results: inconclusive.