Dude, half-assedly do Weight Watchers and do Zumba... more to dance around like a fool and de-stress than anything else, if you want a human approach to it. Or don’t. Or just eat the fucking muffin. Yes, you ideally “only get married once”, but I counter-argue that you’re not going to be on your deathbed like, “I’m SO…

As a lady who just got a Mirena and has never been pregnant, I will say they HURT LIKE HELL. Like, yell that something is wrong, feel nauseous for an hour, crawl into bed with ibuprofen and question why you did that bad.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Bless you. With those two images, you have just become my favorite person in the history of the Internet. Now, you’ll excuse me, as I have to go clean chicken salad off my keyboard...

It is this. My truest love. I weep with uncontained mirth whenever I see that camel.

I have Burner friends who are far from rich who have been going for years. They go to disconnect and explore art and kink and all sorts of things. I would never want to go (couldn’t ever deal with the dust and dirt) but I see the appeal of a community of like minded souls where nobody scorns you for your…

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!

Penis, accents AND an island??? Count me in..

How I feel about today’s stories:

So. Much. THIS. It’s not friends - it’s family. My mom called me the other day to ask if I wanted to go shopping for a new comforter with her - at 2:00 PM. The same day, my brother asked if I could watch his 6-year-old so he could go golf - at 3:00 PM. And my sister routinely calls me at 10 AM to complain about…

Neither.

Honestly, we couldn’t have female friends or even visit our favorite feminist website if we couldn’t tolerate some misogyny from women. Sadly.

I think the important thing to consider is this: when you finish a conversation or night out with these friends, how do you feel? Do you think the evening was fun and the conversation was interesting, even if you didn’t agree with everything being said? Or do you walk away with a bad feeling about them and maybe about…

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING