Thank you for sacrificing your arteries for your craft.

the honeycomb is more vertical on the listing. I’m not thinking escape

The grill is driving me nuts. My gut says mid 00's GM when they were phoning it in, but I can’t find anything yet.

The business cards coming out of this place might be the stuff of legends.

Now I’m never going to be able to look at a grain silo without suspicion. 

In most of the world, that is the case. It’s really only here and recently that diesel represents a premium feature. 

Yes, actually. 

It’s gonna be great when they start to clear these things out after 1 or 2 years. I don’t imagine they are going to sell well, and I bet there will be a lot of cash on the hood. 

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They’ve depreciated quite nicely. There’s a couple of good deals on ‘16s with low miles out my way. I get tempted to pick one up once in a while.

It isn’t a rocket, but it’s got power. More than it probably needs. The drivers seats are amazingly comfortable, and the interior is cavernous. It handles like an explorer, but lower to the ground and less roll. The MPGs suck, but they aren’t much worse than an AWD minivan. It’s a great long haul people mover. If…

It’s the right color, but it needs the twin snail mill. TURBO BRICKS FTW

57 sauce is tremendous, especially on a burger. Even if you are at a backyard cookout and they buy a box of 1/4 pound beef patties from costco and char them into oblivion, throw 57 sauce on that puckburger and it’s edible. 

Folks, I hate to say it, but we might have reached peak torchlopnik here. Though if there is one man that could defy the odds and raise the bar, its our favorite obscure tail light researching basement video game lair dwelling madman.

Say what you will about Nescafe, there’s a certain homey comfort in drinking it. It isn’t tremendous, but it’s kinda the Honda Civic of coffee. You’re there for reliability, not fanciness. 

It is getting tough to find these in ANY condition, much less halfway decent. NP from me. 

I would too. I’d just park it on the front of my property near the property line, so it is visible from their living room and bedroom.

Wow. That’s..... Awful.

Well, people are buying less sedans these days, which is a factor in the Q50/60/70 figures. Having driven a few of those recently, I can tell you they are worlds behind their competitors when it comes to their interiors and electronic systems.

The magic seat was great, and I did fit a good deal of oddly shaped things in the car.