I just want the seats! 

I AIN’T GOIN BACK TO THAT MILL

No, but Torch did write a long Yugo appreciation column when he got Ballaban’s. 

Stories like this are why I’ve tried to get less judgmental over the years when it comes to cars. No matter what car is out there, likely someone treasures it and considers it their pride and joy.

This is some grade A torchlopnik. 

Spanfeller drives a Chevy Sub-herb-an.

True, but they’re also very good at setting money on fire. 

So nice of GM to sell Lordstown to an up and coming young go getter of a car company.

There's a slop punk band name if I have ever heard one. 

I would completely try the sloppy joes if I had a White Castle anywhere near here

I would completely try the sloppy joes if I had a White Castle anywhere near here

I’m a lifelong New Englander, and I don’t think I’ve ever had canned bread.

I’m a lifelong New Englander, and I don’t think I’ve ever had canned bread.

I’m not going to pretend I wouldn’t try this.

I’m not going to pretend I wouldn’t try this.

A few friends of mine invited me down to Florida to check out a race. I owned a Mazda 6 at the time, and Tri Point Racing was racing the 6 in the World Challenge. I didn’t know what I was in for.

A few friends of mine invited me down to Florida to check out a race. I owned a Mazda 6 at the time, and Tri Point Racing was racing the 6 in the World Challenge. I didn’t know what I was in for.

550mph... I can't fathom how pants crappingly terrifying that is. A badass woman through and through, Ms. Combs was. 

That’s severely not bad. I wouldn’t mind 15-30 minutes. It’s the 1.5 hour drive before that wait which kills me! 

John’s Roast Pork in Philadelphia. Their signature pork sandwich is amazing, but believe it or not they have one of the best Cheesesteaks in the city. There’s always a line, but it is always worth the wait.