A smattering of simcas. 

The annual auto guide release made my year. I’d practically memorize every year’s pros and cons for each car. You and I had the same childhood, it seems.

Sometimes the great mysteries of the universe are better left unquestioned! 

PB Blaster.. Now in refreshing citrus flavor! 

There aren’t many clean ones left at all. These last forever. When the apocalypse subsides, there will be nothing left running but Land Cruisers, 4 Runners, Acura Legends, Assorted Lexus (Lexii?) from the mid 90's, and because the almighty has a sense of humor, a random Maserati Biturbo. 

On a 32, 720p is fine. Larger TVs it is easier to tell the difference. I compared the Toshiba to the Vizio side to side and I just liked the Vizio better, and the $60 extra didn’t phase me. $99 vs $200 on the other hand? I would have taken the Toshiba home. 

On a 32, 720p is fine. Larger TVs it is easier to tell the difference. I compared the Toshiba to the Vizio side to…

I heavily debated one of those FireTV sets when the 32 in my bedroom gave up the ghost. Had they been $99 at the time, it would have been a slam dunk. They were running $139, and I ended up spending $200 on a Vizio 1080p. The Vizio is great, but if I could have saved $100, I would have bought the FireTV without a…

I heavily debated one of those FireTV sets when the 32 in my bedroom gave up the ghost. Had they been $99 at the…

Lloyd day, you say?

Not going to lie.... An Alfa Romeo dymaxion concept would be pretty cool.

Mets fan here.

Stop crossing things off of my bucket list, Torch. A pike car and now you’ve been to Iceland?

All praise St. Dale. Go forth and Intimidate. May all your wrenches be good. Boogity boogity boogity, Amen. 

The HAAS livery does look like the JPS Lotus livery of the past, but it looks like an off brand die cast version you’d get at Big Lots. 

Having this thing in the deep south would be a nightmare. That front end is capable of insect genocide.

On the plus side..... The flex on this thing is going to be off the charts. 

Is it hard walking around with the MASSIVE GODDAMN IRON TESTICLES YOU HAVE? 

Extended conversation:

The VIZIV7 concept basically was the Ascent.. That’s the only one that “made it” all the way to production, I suppose. 

There absolutely cannot be many of these left at all. 100% an awesome truck, even though the owner likely pre-priced it for sale on BaT. 

That’s creepy. This song randomly popped in my head on the way to work this morning. Jalopnik brain borg in full effect.