Florida..... That’s all I needed to read.

Straight body and a tried and true 13b? This isn’t bad. Solid buy if you need more whirling doritos in your life.

I had those exact shoes growing up.. They were one of my favorites.

That must have been an awesome phone call to Lally.

That too. If they are crappy enough to try the callback scam, chances are they put some other garbage in the contract as well.

Generally yes, especially when there are warranty implications. My car has a lifetime powertrain warranty, and it’s just easier with a one stop paper trail.

They’d lose more than $140 if I got a call like that. My reply would be “And now I am never taking my car to your dealership for service or for anything else as a result of this dishonesty. Way to lose your entire dealership thousands.”

My folks owned at one time both generations of vibe. The first gen vibe is still in the family hurtling towards 250k miles. It won’t die.

10/10. Would completely send it.

I wanted a late 90's 9000 aero badly. It is probably good I never got one. My friend Chris had one, and that’s when I learned about how quirky Saabs were.

I thought Stockholm Syndrome only applied to Saab owners on their 3rd ignition cassette?

It was signed by somebody named Phil A. Shio.

They had the structural rigidity of overcooked spaghetti, they weren’t fast, and the styling was only exciting for people who have a glass of ovaltine if they want a wild night. With that said, they aren’t bad cars. A coworker of mine still has one. It is a low cost low maintenance summer cruiser for the Ned Flanders…

More Litigious Bastards

And now my next band will be named Shrodinger’s Sandwich.

It’s a crack pipe, but one I wouldn’t mind driving around in for an afternoon after a tetanus shot.

Spec Sebring would be tragically hilarious. I’d watch

15MPH top speed means Naskart/Supercharged in Montville CT is still the reigning champion of giant go kart tracks.

+1 star for Toonces

I’m surprised your wife didn’t give the salesperson a free anatomy lesson right there. “Here are your balls. They are now a separate entity from your body. This is the last time you will see them”