If I remember correctly, the movie "Beethoven" featured a red 850. Bonnie Hunt AND a 8-series!

how my times have a wished for a programmable LED message scrolled on the back of my car.

Shit. this woodgrain is beautiful.

uh yeah I believe that was where I was going with this.

But with the 'musk distortion field' you will BELIEVE they are making money.

This looks like chrome with a more confusing layout

heartbreaking, all the way around.

I'm so confused. What is the point of the TSA when you can just pay to bypass them? Are they assuming that terrorists never plan ahead? HELP ME UNDERSTAND

It still gives me a game-boner.

Hah! I was just messing around

this is the voice in which I read your comment.

For some reason the grill looks more like opening the wound by undoing stitches from kidney removal.....

This falls in line with how pretentious the world assumes the French to be.

This will only sell in areas with a high crime rate.

I get football, but i'll never be good at it.

Chrome is not letting me recommend this post even though I can't recommend it enough.

Talk about needing inspiration.

++++

Can't tow a car with something that doesnt exist... YET.
Let us be reminded of: Bored Elon Musk

I'm having trouble determining who is being more sarcastic.