Brown’s ranked and Princeton isn't? Times have changed.

I can’t even just with the fucking title. This is a bridge too far, madam!
TOO.
FAR.

Next from Madeleine: David was a pushy kid with an unfair mechanical advantage over Goliath, the Colonies (those original teabaggers!) did not play fair with Mother England and Rocky should not have gotten that rematch against Apollo Creed — classic white privilege!

Counterpoint:

Ah, shitting on the fun of others.

um, ping-pong is a trademarked term. Table Penis is the preferred name.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

This “hot take” of yours relies entirely on the bedrock principle “my opinion of a particular artist is the objective truth about this artist”.