Get your facts straight, ace. ALLEGED Rapist by a single accuser. Who, in truth, never agreed to testify in court. Instead? She backed off a formal lawsuit and instead settled with Kobe via a civil suit.

In a rational world that valued outcome as much as intent, this would be greeted as the equivalent of shouting “Heil Hitler”. I don’t care how “well intentioned” you think communism is “on paper”, it’s a genocidal weapon of mass economic and spiritual destruction. That said, there is a 99% possibility that the leftist…

How did you manage to miss Monster Hunter: World?! Those cats prepare a whole feast for you on a daily basis! Ungrateful.

If you think Booger is at all serviceable in any way whatsoever, please quit sports right now.

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

I can’t wait for the Splinter hit pieces on celebs who are friends with Barack Obama.

Yet another example of malicious leftists being too cowardly to slander First Lady Michelle Obama and President Obama directly. They always pick proxy targets to do it. This time it’s Ellen. True Democrats are not fooled by the Left’s chicanery.

Big hitter the Lama

Mustard packets and/or pickle juice are used in every game on every sideline in all levels of football. Seen it in basketball and hockey. This is nothing new.

Every trainer, “So he doesn’t cramp. Shut up deadspin!”

That man is making 15x what the average American worker is, many of whom who are also risking injury,debilitation, and death.

I have owned and raced thoroughbreds before. It is a lovely sport and the livelihood of tens of thousands of people. It attracts people from all walks of life. Kings and Queens, lords and ladies to little brown jockeys from the poorer countries of the world. These horses are bred to run. During their racing careers…

Don’t worry, when the sport is collapsing in twenty years Deadspin will give it a sentimental epilogue:

The thing is these horses wouldn’t be alive if it wasn’t for the racing.  They would never be born. So you are not freeing them you are ending them. Already happening to greyhounds.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Can we please stop this? Look at how she's actually kicking those footballs. Takes two extra steps and the angle is so low she'd be scalding the ball into her center's asshole every time. Stop trying to be woke before it makes people hate a woman whose only previous crime was being part of a juggernaut soccer team. 

Hmmm. Leaving aside that I disagree with a lot of folks on the EC (both in terms of it being beneficial and in terms of *that* really being the thing to blame for Trump’s win) .. I’m really questioning the benefit of seriously arguing over it right now. At this point in time.

On this episode of “Let’s remember some failed police propaganda programs”: D.A.R.E.

But only one of them writes the paycheck and has the right to fire the other guy. Badmouth your employer at your own peril.