Hi! So the guy I am seeing for the last 8 weeks and came over tonight We had made a plan and followed through in taking MDMA. We were just going to chill at home. He got a call from a friend and said he had to go help him. He just up and left. I’m having a hard time caring because I am high as fuck. The only thing…

But HE’S NOT DOING THE MOVIE.

It wasn’t entirely staged. I mean he half-heartedly suggested they ask him about quantum computing and then the press willingly went along to try and use it as a joke which somehow ended up with some pretty good soundbites.

Right? And “I didn’t want to be a zoophile. I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal”? How hard could it possibly be to avoid a fucking dolphin?! Just because an animal humps your leg does not mean it’s cool for you, a human, to have sex with it. That’s not how it works.

whoa whoa whoa he just compared zoophilia to interracial sex...

Tobias Menzies is so fantastic. Poor Frank really gets the shaft. :(

But come May 2016, that Buffy the Vampire Slayer binge

You mean Votey McVoteface.

He’s America’s best drunk uncle.

I know his position on the issues - he’s very, very, deeply wrong. He’s anti-abortion. He’s voted against civil rights bills. He’s voted against gay rights, an issue near and dear to my super gay heart.

but he’s not a “shut down the government” guy

Lindsay Graham, though ever the belle of the ball, is an extremely dangerous radical and I hope this latest junket doesn’t convince people otherwise.

Thank you. Fuck this guy.

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, today made this statement on President Obama’s Supreme Court nomination.

As to the headline... well, duh.

If this means we get to see more of JoJo’s mom, count me in. That lady is an inspiration to wine-swilling broads everywhere. But I’m still sad that they didn’t go with Jubilee. Not surprised, but it’s a missed opportunity, imo.

One of the hottest men I have ever known was one of the most boring people ever. He added nothing to the conversation. It was like God put all his work into constructing a gorgeous Greek God of a man and then was like “Welp, that’s all the time I have for this one!”

She was very funny in Scream Queens! But her character didn't live very long.