I remember being a chubby teen and thinking all my problems would be solved if I was thin. I lost weight and was still a mess. I’d bet this guy is still fucked in the head, which may also explain the super fast engagement (“I finally found someone who likes my penis!!)

If you’re stupid enough to ask such a dumb question, the answer for you is no, because you’ve demonstrated that you have the social IQ of a grapefruit and would be incapable of doing it respectfully. Men who think “don’t ask your coworkers out” is a reasonable guideline for the sake of making women feel safe at work…

I love Michael K Williams so much.

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

The producers definitely told Caila, “Hey, wouldn’t it be awesome if you went over and surprised Ben this morning?”

It’s them!

You SHOULD feel awkward what with all the drugs and rape you brought into the country. GOSH.

Question: How does become become a former KKK Grand Wizard? Does one step down in order to pursue hobbies and spend more time hating blacks and Jews with one’s family? Does one retain the emeritus title? Inquiring minds...

So my boss is a Trump supporter. And it’s really making me feel awkward. He hasn’t told me or anything, I just hear him talking on the phone to people and he mentions it all the time. Extra awkward because I’m a Hispanic immigrant :/

She apparently lives inside Scrooge McDuck’s safe.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Yeah, I’m a waiter, but even I have to say Stiff Them Hard. It’s shitty that they even had to pay for their meal. (tho like what kind of garbage meal is available for two people on Vday for fifty bucks? Were they just plating chalupas? I’m confused.)

Yeah, but Galaxy Quest is great in spite of Tim Allen, not because of him. He is inarguably the worst part of that movie, even if/no matter how much you hate Justin Long.

GALAXY QUEST WAS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND HOW DARE YOU FORGET IT.

How is a picture of lips with lipstick on them sexualized? There’s nothing sexual about that photo.

Some things just are.

Looking at homeless people IS gross but I don’t see him putting forth any solutions. Luckily I actually have a plan for that problem!!!