Looking at homeless people IS gross but I don’t see him putting forth any solutions. Luckily I actually have a plan for that problem!!!

HAH. Hillary might not be “asking anyone to vote for her based on her gender,” but her people are certainly relying awfully heavily on the “but Bernie’s supporters are SEXIST” argument. Listen, I’ll happily vote for her if she wins the nomination, and a Clinton presidency would probably be no worse than Obama’s…

I’ve crawled into a ball and wanted to die over much less significant things than losing a fight.

I also think the babies comment is one of those realizations you have when you realize that living your life is not all about you, you know? Like there are bigger things coming after the moment that you are in that are going to be so much more.

I’m sticking with my theory that she’s not super into dudes (or anyone, for that matter), but that she’s trying real hard and this is easier or less boring or something than whatever job she has at home. Also, in pop culture, Becca is always a Good Girl (not necessarily in a non-sex way, but in a good person way).…

I think of her as the den mother for the Bachelor sorority. She seems so much more mature somehow. And I don’t know why she is on this goddamn show again! C’mon Becca. There’s someone out there for you and he isn’t simultaneously dating 20 other women.

Oh good. I was afraid this idiotic post would not serve as fuel for jerks to comment on the tit size of great actresses.

This list is mostly just “Which actor/actress is popular and has the matching hair color we need”.

Sorry, can’t. I don’t believe he will be very...

I don’t think Elizabeth Warren is boy-crazy, Steinem. I don’t think far-left women are boy-crazy. I think they’re just socialist.

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

The fact that this bitch gets anything done before her kid wakes up makes me call bullshit.

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

I loved Jubilee, she seemed like the most actually sincere person of the cast and the most real. I don’t like how the women seemed to have ganged up on her because of this. Ben is too stupid to appreciate someone with her qualities. She deserves much better than Ben could ever provide.

I feel like she’s knitting herself a chrysalis or something. There’s only a bit of her face and hands peeking out and soon just her fingertips and eyes and then a great swooping Diane butterfly/dragon will emerge and eat every bowler hat in the world. Or something.

Was driving, but thanks for assuming I’m a total dumbshit.

1. Slave owners literally beat the culture out of people. They beat them for speaking their language and participating in rituals. They deliberately separated people who spoke the same language.