I would say it’s more than a “dumb mistake” to paint yourself in black face and post multiple pictures of it to a public website here in the 21st century, but yeah, sure. Dude’s gonna get raked over the coals and all he did was prove himself a bigot on a public forum; poor thing.

Man, that hand you’re patting your back with must be really really sore and tired.

I dated a guy in college who I nicked named Mr. Pussy after that episode. I humble-bragged to my roommates about the merits of setting him free. I married him several years later.

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

“a guy who enjoyed dirty talk and an occasional finger in his ass.”
Wait, this is supposed to be crazy and outlandish?

Yeah. I got it but it would have been well for him to have written an entire paragraph, and then tweeted a snapshot of it (one can do this on Twitter, no?) His point is excellent, but the dismemberment was extreme.

Woke bae makes no sense. I’m officially an “old”

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

I was a junior in HS and a student got to walk around to every classroom and signal at the door whether or not OJ was guilty. It was like a wave of sound as each class got their turn and reacted.

I suspect doctors show MUCH LESS CARE about the long term effects of female contraceptives. How many devices/drugs have been sold to women that were ultimately harmful so the dudes didn’t have to worry their pretty little heads over the whole babies thing?

This thing needs an indicator light so nobody forgets what position it’s in. I can’t even remember whether the ringer on my phone is on or off.

Is he though? Or is that just amazing acting? Lol.

Michael Keaton Forever!

MOM!!?? Get off Kinja.

It’s happened guys. Schwimmer is finally aging.

What was most interesting to me and the hook for the whole character was how much of a man of faith he was. He prayed at every meal and before every big business meeting

That moment in my life where I googled rates of praying mantis sexual cannibalism and now I can’t go back.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.