What’s it like being “that guy”?

Seeing him makes me ravenous.

This 90s revival is offending my sensibilities. It does however give me flashes of Kat (Julia Stiles) in 10 Things I Hate About You so... I’ll let this one slide.

I am curious how she’s going to write a hand job into a song. And what will the title be? Maybe The Moment I Knew (You Got a Hand Job From a Masseuse).

Right!?!?! Also Aziz is a total lover of delicious foods and so is J. Law, I could only imagine the delicious feasts they would eat... Food always on my mind.

Who the fuck is Calvin Harris? Usually I don’t care about the Swift romances, but girl, you can do better than him.

oh god, I was SO in love with Niles when I was a kid.

Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs.

she also pointed out that the rewrite was quick and easy

Please no she deserves better than that greasy beard on chicken legs.

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

Can we talk about J.Lo for a moment? I know nobody cares about my stupid boner (deservedly so), but man oh man she just keeps getting more gorgeous. I always hear outrageous stuff that she slathers herself in creams that cost $10,000 an ounce that are made from angel farts and unicorn tears and I get annoyed, then I…

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

ok, guys...i think i need you to send an ambulance...i may have hit my head very hard somehow...because i dont understand what Matt Damon did wrong this time. Did he trash JLo or something?

I was done with the world when Maxim called her the “least sexiest woman.” Who the fuck even does that? Like, what? What? WHAT?

“Why doesn’t Biden-Senpai kiss me?”

+1 Talking is so overrated.

Prince Charles cheated on Diana with Camilla. No matter how gorgeous you are and how 'attracted' your mate is, if they want to cheat they will cheat. It's not always based on physical attraction.

I confess I would be really uncomfortable being with a guy who didn’t find me physically attractive. I’d always worry that he would cheat with someone who he did find physically attractive. I want to feel sexy in a relationship. I want to feel wanted and lusted after by the dude I’m with. I want him to look at me like…