God, Rich just couldn’t resist getting in one more “Pete’s not gay enough” hot take.
This need that some people seem to have for Pete and Chasten to be some kind of overtly performative, stereotyped version of a gay couple is kind of like if people in 2008 were wondering why Obama didn’t rap more on the campaign trail.

Always nice to see fascist thugs get told “No.”

When the inevitable stroke or aneurysm happens?

At least I’m not the only one dealing with stuck bolts this week.

“but there’s no rust...”

Has anyone mentioned Vito Corleone yet?

Was the joke lame? Yes
Was the joke racist, homophobic/transphobic, anti-Semitic or etc? Nope 
Is it worth getting fired over? Nope

$60 worth of stuff at CVS would be $30 anywhere else.

I thought Ben Carson already blew the “surgeons are super smart” myth out of the water for us, but there you go.

Yeah but couldn’t you specifically just force choke them until you got the price you want?

Or Gilbert Gottfried.

So we’re okay with the rest of that outfit then?

Or, and hear me out...don’t. People need to stop with this “EVERYBODY’S A CHRISTIAN THAT CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS! THEY SHOULD BE HOME WITH THEIR FAMILIES!!!!” bullshit.

1st Gear:

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

This guy talks like an enchanted ventriloquist dummy.

It’s an absurd amount of fighting over a movie that literally everyone involved in the fight is going to see at least twice.

Italian Enchiladas

It’s not for you.