Who is this car for?

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Does any Vin Wiki video sit well with anyone? I avoid that site like the plague, it should be renamed Assholes With Too Much Money.

It was also the wrong gasket.

63 million people knew all of this, and still decided it was a better option than Hillary Clinton.

“In Rust We Trust”

Nothing says, “Nice pants, why do you wear them up to your tits?” quite like Lee Tapered Slacks and the Simca Elysee.

He hated cars? [laughing at own “joke”] hahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahhahahaha hahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahahah

Finding out Keanu Reeves is a genuinely nice guy makes the world seem slightly less shitty.

You spelled “PT Cruiser” wrong.

That audacious appearance, along with the venerated GTI badge and the fact that it was one of the few 205s to make its way to the U.S.A. all conspired to give the car’s $14,995 price tag a handy 76 percent Nice Price win.

I’m a knowledge worker, as is my wife. I have two masters degrees and am well paid with good benefits.

I’m sure this thing’s a giant pain in the ass, but I can’t not love it. Nice price.

Except it hits people in the dick and balls whenever they get in or out of the car.

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

Why are you comparing V6 and V8 engines designed for speed to a little 4-cyl diesel designed for economy?

They even forgot the 4.6 V8 Ford put in everything from 1996-2010. 281 cubes

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

Decent action movie, bad Star Trek film. I put Undiscovered Country on my ballot; I’m a little bummed it didn’t make it.

What about The Iron Giant???