Small thing, but I’m pretty damned sure that the “tan” (read beige) car is a 5th gen Maxima.

Agree, Nissan’s bad.

Because some people like trucks.

Gawddamned know-it-alls...

It must not have Firestone tires.

No Firestones. That’s the reason that rollover wasn’t worse.

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are…

I’m saying it:

If I had a license plate frame, it’d say “my other ride is a vagina”

Orloved. FIFY.

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

It’s completely irrational, I know, but I absolutely cannot stand these guys. I have no idea why.

This is one of the few times I can actually say the phrase “Well, all things considered, I’d rather have a LeBaron”

Coming soon in an understeery cloud of smoke to a Cars and Coffee near you!

And now for a ridiculously dumb story that you shouldn’t bother reading:

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

I would slow down, just to ensure the wind coming off my truck didn’t blow her halter top down, causing a subsequent motorist to be subjected to the eye bleaching moment which ensued.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

I think they are just called phones now.