The power of Aqua Net compels you.

Quakers on the whole tend to be pretty down to earth I’ve found.

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Google it dude. It's what I do when I read about other countries. It's fast and it's free!

Welcome to the USA, babe. Try the Google, it's delicious.

It takes a microsecond to look it up yourself. Come on, you’re an adult — you’re an adult on the internet so surely you can think of some way to find it out yourself. Anyone ignorant must’ve been living under a rock in a information bereft mid-ocean island for 43 years (origin from ‘73 with even Uncle Reagan giving…

Isn’t CPAC one of those machines to help with sleep apena?

If his dick’s so big, why didn’t he pull it out right there on stage? What is he hiding?

who reportedly believed that the O.J. case was closed.

Sometimes i like to take acid and/or do cocaine at parties instead of drink. It results in fun times and makes the drunkness of everyone around you seem more entertaining than offputting.

Think gathering of the juggalos, but with worse people.

There’s no way that Trump is packing anything more than three stiff inches.

Funny how it’s always like that, eh? If it’s not the stereotype of a woman “needing” a man to “complete” her, it’s some guy fantasizing no-strings sex. Either way, it seems to me it’s the men who are looking for someone to complete them, whether they realize that or not.

You’re not dumb, you’re context-reliant. Just like D&G. They hear slave and they think Tony Curtis washing Laurence Olivier’s back.

Cheddar Bay motherfucking biscuits. It’s basically garlic and butter. Mostly butter. I used to want to go there on “fancy” occasions as a child just for those fucking things.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

I have about the exact same story! Never dated in high school and college and was very frustrated about it. But then, I just... gave up. And started to really appreciated who I was by myself. And then I met this guy (who’s now my fiance) who lived the exact same thing as me. We both never had a boyfriend/girlfriend…

I really like that Rilke line.

Right, there are very few exceptions to sales taxes, even among things most people would consider “necessities”. Here in Washington, it’s food, prescription drugs, manufacturing/farming equipment, and newspapers, plus a few rules about selling to the federal government/non-residents and stuff.