Is this last paragraph hyperbole or are you this ignorant? I'm sure they're a few bad apples out there but to suggest that most police officers would execute you without hesitation is insane. Now Canadian Mounties are a different story. Those bastards would kill you at the drop of a stupid hat. Nobody can be that…

Is this last paragraph hyperbole or are you this ignorant? I'm sure they're a few bad apples out there but to suggest that most police officers would execute you without hesitation is insane. Now Canadian Mounties are a different story. Those bastards would kill you at the drop of a stupid hat. Nobody can be that…

That's correct. The reason cyclists are considered worthy of the top 16 is based on your rational concern about reckless drivers. Because as you are aware most cyclists obey all rules of the road and exhibit perfect situational awareness. It has nothing to do with demanding to be respected as another vehicle then…

That's correct. The reason cyclists are considered worthy of the top 16 is based on your rational concern about reckless drivers. Because as you are aware most cyclists obey all rules of the road and exhibit perfect situational awareness. It has nothing to do with demanding to be respected as another vehicle then…

Seriously, if cyclist don't take the crown the system is flawed.

It's how the player likes to receive payment: r-rectally. Say what you will about A-Rod, he is nothing if not consistent. Just not on the field.

You forgot "wear'n the shit out of those wranglers. I'm just a regular guy keeping in shape playing football with outta-shape middle aged men and texting pictures of my junk to much younger women. Same as always."

In a moment of solidarity the "best fans in baseball" likewise crap their pants publicly. #St.LouisStrong?

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I'm somewhat confused here. If intern is referring to a first year resident then we are talking about consenting adults. Totally inappropriate but not illegal. I can't understand why police would be bringing out boxes of evidence for that.

Watching this gif all I hear going through my head is Lee Greenwood's "God bless the USA!"

Based on the title I expected a story about a broken prophylactic.

A book of the same title is the GOP's perspective of Washington during the Obama administration and Hilary Clinton's only term. It is considered the most apt example of "not getting it" when it came to engaging minority voters.

I feel like this is a good compromise. We acknowledge the Washington connection while subtly preserving the franchise's identity. *Submits to NAACP with "you're welcome letter"*

In related news Disney is suing Atlanta for mentioning the WNBA in the same news bulletin.

In related news Disney is suing Atlanta for mentioning the WNBA in the same news bulletin.

In related news Disney is suing Atlanta for mentioning the WNBA in the same news bulletin.

In all fairness Atlanta was looking to provide "entertainment" that's "actually inspiring" rather than "quasi-depressing." Also, the message is clear: "furry-like ice skaters>WNBA players" in terms of athleticism.