This is where Madden 2015 was believed to go off the rails.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/42024

"Given the choice of watching Olbermann or Nash Bridges I'd rather conflagrate on a viaduct." -Cambridge Pravda (2003)

What isn't shown is that the back of his shirt reads "f*cked by Boston" signifying that his Chula Vista health class taught him which end gives and which end receives. Thus ESPN was highlighting the success of the "No Child Left Behind" program. Oh, how will the world wide leader innovate next?

Apparently BMI has an inverse relationship because "Slim Jim" Sabathia throws like a robust diminutive Joba.

As a Boston resident I take exception to your statement. Dempster sucked and the remaining pitching staff offered little in the way of stemming the flow of blood. Worst fans? Really? Miami holds that title without question. Boston didn't even have the worst fans at last night's game. John Sterling and Waldman started…

In the spirit of Independence day I express the following sentiment: Fuck you, you oversensitive underwear stains. Here's a 46 year old man who lied about his age and PED use to become argueably the greatest DH of our lifetime. He came from nothing and became a legend in Boston sports lore. So he dropped an f-bomb on…

Totally agree with you. On a related note do you think many Cubs "fans" know the season extends beyond September?

I stopped serving these cookies in my office today because of the severe choking hazard.

Great. Now Chicago is trying to steal our pink hats too?

I saw a puck go in after the play was stopped which was reviewed and confirmed as no goal. Quit complaining about the officiating. You sound like a NBA fan.

Its official. I instructed my office manager to cancel our subscription. LBJ as sportsman of the year is like Martha Stewart Living making Guy Faerie Chef of the year. This just proves that SI is stupid as well as irrelevant.

Damn. The New Orleans program has a "long term objectives" contingency. My wife still holds onto old fights longer though.

Really? We hate LBJ because of his personification of the selfish athlete. We hate him because he represents the anointed anti-atonement of young athletes who are crowned king before they earned a championship. True he dumped on Cleveland for a better deal. I have no problem with the why but the how truly makes me…

The Red Sox version is a Prius with a chowda air freshener. Still more popular than the Aqua colored Tampa Cadillac that comes in Kim Kardashian scent.

Actually, David Stern issued a statement that Jim Rome was charged with that foul.

The regression of this discussion has gone beyond this group's standard deviation.

If Michael Jordan is any lesson, Jeter will retire, then play in replacement basketball leagues only to realize that half-whitemen can't jump before rejoining a sport that gives a damn about him. I welcome your mocking comments.

Tyler Seguin looks on from the outside and sadly realizes that wearing your age on your jersey can toldly screw you.