At the Bush Bar (a waxing institution not owned by the Bush family) I was once offered “the black tie” design.

As I’ve mentioned here before, my favorite Joni Mitchell period encompasses her albums for Geffen in the 1980s and early 1990s. My favorite of her albums, full stop, is 1991’s Night Ride Home. Of course, these albums were universally despised by Joni Mitchell fans the world over, as they considered Larry Klein’s…

My husband is my vibrator. I’m going to ask him if I can bring a bigger him on dates.

Socialism tastes like meatballs?

I wonder if Swedish royals also go to IKEA, look at their baby furniture, and then go, “WTF why is it so expensive?!”

lollllll what?? i don’t get it.

I know, it’s so disappointing! Almost as disappointing as the fact that I wrote “she quote” instead of “she quoted.”

She has been a favourite for years...and then he...well, despite appearances, he is quite literally one of the SEXIEST men alive. Brains and humour will always win!

Wait, Beck is a scientologist too?! Nooooo....I don’t want this to be true... :(

Nicole, Kate and Gwyn remind me of expensive field hockey sticks.

Just beginning?!? You haven’t been paying attention for long lol. Girl thinks VERY highly of herself and has for a while now. Haha.

You’ll note that she quote fellow Scientologist wackadoo Beck there. :\

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she wants to show even more boobs now

I was a Kardashian once.

Had it been a polar bear, the police would have offered it muffins.

I wiz live all the time. But my promo photos are in excellent taste.

I’ve read that transwomen sometimes struggle with losing their male privilege. They continue to speak or act in ways that no one questioned when they were male-presenting (interrupting a woman speaking, waiting for her to stop speaking instead of listening, etc) and got slapped down for that shit when they began to…

Im an alcoholic and drug addict and i feel totally comfortable hating on him. When we do horrible shit because of our disease you can’t coddle us and be like, “It’s okay... You’re an alcoholic!” We seriously need to be smacked in the fucking face until we stop hurting the people who love us. Disick had CAMERAS.…