As president of the Coalition for the Rights of all BabieS (CRABS) and as a card carrying babyist since 1864, I must inquire as to whether or not the baby, whose gender is baby fluid when still a baby, gave its full baby consent to attend a Women’s Empowerment Seminar when it might have rather stayed home and pooped…

Whence affording a babysitter, standard protocol is to leave the baby at home to be sat upon.

When disposing of leaves via trash bags please make sure said trash bags are biodegradable. Thank you.