I don’t care about Kanye.

Girl, cool your tits. This isn’t news.... Bob Dylan has been a reclusive curmudgeon since forever. He’s always been anti-giving-the-fans-what-they-want. He does what he does just for himself. And if people didn’t somehow like this about him, for all these decades in a row, they’d’ve given the Nobel to some Twittering…

Having a mental illness does not preclude you from being responsible for a lot of your actions. To excuse everything he has done or said under the umbrella of mental illness is dangerous. Just because he has mental illness does not mean we have to now treat him as if he is flawless and everything he says or does is…

Is this going to be Bethany’s storyline for next season of RHONY?

I want “Kellyanne Conway’s Freakshow Curator”

This.I live in a red county, and whenever a neighbor/coworker starting talking politics, I would have loved to have Rod Serling saunter in with his whisky and cigarette and say something like “Meet Ella, who lives in a sleepy little community. All that changed when an overflowing diaper of baby diarrhea descended a…

She picked the wrong krill to die on.

Counterpoint: they go trick-or-treating. Halloween-yy.

Today my sister went to the Supreme Court Q&A by invitation from the Prime Minister and I made sure my dog barfed on the hardwood instead of her bed.

I know this is incredibly difficult for the writers at Jezebel (and many commenters) to understand, but, Beyoncé is just a woman who sings a couple catchy songs. That’s it. Just some woman with a good voice that none of us knows personally. Commence the gnashing of your teeth and screaming how wrong I am.

I’m 61 and so is my SO. We adhere to your “before, during and after” principle.

We’ve found (my wife and I) that it’s better to keep sex and date night separate. Date night is usually once a week, so that leaves lots of days/evenings where we’re already home for sex.

I’ve tried this approach a couple times but just wind up getting a dirty look and the door slammed in my face.

*Dick-joke aficionado idiot from Deadspin stumbles over, reads helpful article and additional helpful comment*

On top of everything else, he’s never to my knowledge shown a trace of charm, or even simple grace, regardless of the setting.

That’d be funny if you were just randomly standing in the middle of a large hallway

Do you write for SNL? If I see that on the Cold Open Saturday...

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

If it stops on 11/8, I will be thrilled. I have a sense that he’s going to be poisoning the system for a long time to come.