you can get legitimate black out from xanax and wine

Embrace your kinks. Don’t force others to participate in them against their will in public (Or private, for that matter).

I never thought I would willingly click on a link to see an old man’s balls. But I did, and that’s how I’m rewarded.

Hey, don’t mean to call you out, but you seem to be confusing there and their. Easy way to remember - their has an I in it, as in “I own something.” If you can use our, that’s correct. There is a location “over there,” if you can substitute here, you’ve got it right.

This expression was so confusing and foreign to me I felt like I was watching zoo animals

Yes! And her magnanimous applause at Jules sharing about her eating disorder. Lady! You own a company called Skinny Girl!

Fucking Bethenny. Fuck her. “I do seem to always lose it here, weird.” Yes you insane bitch, you lose it everywhere. Every.where.

I commend Luann’s ability to stay mocking and nonchalant during Bethenny’s name calling breakdown

She body shames too. “I’m skinny but I do it it the healthy way, but Jules...”

That Grey Gardens slam is the lowkey rudest shit ever

BLESS YOU

Thank you for this.

Ratings are not the same thing as reviews. You don’t have to write a review to offer your 1-10 opinion. You don’t even have to scroll down the page! It is precisely the inability to determine the first thing about all these people who are rating the show that makes the ratings system a foolish guide. I agree that…

I think cookbooks are good for getting ideas and/or looking at pretty pictures, but for actual recipes - hello internet

Some people find it stupid or frustrating but I think it’s comforting in its continuity. Who unites us.

Radar writer steps up game.

Weird. Black Chyna seems like the type who would sell her own sex tape. I have a feeling this is the case. No one cares about two nobody’s bumping uglies. They’re the coat tail riders of the Kardasians who are coat tail riders of Kim, who is a coat tail rider of Paris Hilton. Coat tail-seption.

I’m glad that Gawker Media is of the strong moral fiber to not release her celebrity sex tape, no matter how newsworthy it might seem. I’d hate to see them wind up with a lawsuit.

Yeah-why can't she be cool, and not be all....uncool?

This bitch tho...