The phrase you don’t have is “Expectation of Privacy”. Those people in the woods have no expectation but those in the hotel did expect to be in private.

I always thought the appeal of hooking up in a semi-public place was the fear of getting caught or actually getting caught. The woods people are fair game if the woods are public. The people in a hotel are definitely not.

Ahhh....we get to the point where the person with the idiotic point of view pats themselves on the back for being nuanced and willing to go against the grain, without realizing that sometimes the reason EVERYONE tells you you are wrong is because your point of view is stupid, not because you’re a brilliant…

Next mural....Kanye watching Kanye stick a finger in Kanye’s booty while Kanye masturbates to Kanye making out with Kanye.

If I’m breaking into five guys, it’s not for their burgers, it’s for their fries.

Why do you care?

Bwahaha. I thought Mark Anthony as in Anthony and Cleopatra and it was like one of those bogus Marilyn Monroe quotes

Leo dating a young, beautiful woman makes you angry?

Men who have consensual relationships with adults?

Is she tho? When I was in my early twenties i dated rock stars and I knew exactly what I was doing. Get it while and if you can girl!

Kubrick worked around this same concept in The Shining.

Tangled will tell you that the abusive relationship with Rapunzel’s adoptive mother was more horrifying than any mercinary.

“The only true wealth is when you don’t think about wealth.”

The crouch makes sense. You also get in a little ‘glute action.

Who the fuck wipes crack to sack?

You stay at a crouch. It’s almost a squat but slightly up so your butt is hovering in the air above the bowl. I don’t know why anyone would stand completely up, pushing their buns together. That doesn’t seem sanitary. Then again neither does remaining seated.

You lean forward a little and give your tush a little push upwards while maintaining contact on the seat with your thighs so that you can access it from the back. Duh!

Combo style ass-wiping. Slight stand-crouch for maximum penetration. How the fuck does one stand and wipe their ass?

Standing would seem illogical. Doesn’t that shut the poop hole up?

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.