Trump will win the nomination, and he’s going to get absolutely spanked by either Democrat.

I listened to someone say yesterday. “Hey, I played basketball. We would have called that no harm, no foul”. The Megyn Kelley strategy : “Wimmens, they so ‘motional”

“But then, that leaves Cruz”

I know we’re supposed to say ‘alleged’ but I don’t think there’s much doubt an affair took place. What I can’t wrap my head around is anyone wanting to bone him.

I found Siri’s response to my query “I accidentally slammed a car door on my dick and locked the keys inside, what do I do” to be equally inadequate and insensitive, and I am suing Apple Inc. for eleventy billion dollars.

easy test: go abroad, find out if you get ensnared in a drug trafficking ring or not.

There’s a bit more to the story that makes her employment fraught, I believe it’s that there’s been some obscuring in who/what funds her job, and what her job entails on taxpayer money. Like, stuff that would be investigated if she didn’t resign.

Well, as I’ve heard it said, it’s cockgerbil’s world; we’re just living in it.

“But the pattern we’ve seen, again and again, is that black shows break new ground that white shows benefit from. So Roots was followed by a number of white miniseries that were very successful abroad, Fresh Prince by white youth-oriented shows.”

moral derpitude

For all your human bone needs:

There was an amazing old junk show in Vermont I used to visit. They bought basically everything and anything from yard sales and estate sales. This, of course, meant they didn’t always know what they were getting. A jewelry box I was looking at was very nice, and one of its smaller compartments had wisdom teeth inside…

Then the junk shop was breaking the law as were you.

What’s the book? I sometimes read books about terrible people.

Ugh, this reads like the self-important delusions of grandeur self-styled “witches” would post on goth Livejournal communities. Good for you, you read Poppy Z Brite and watched The Craft. Stealing bones is beyond the goddamn pale.

The thing I’m left wondering about is how fucking dumb you have to be to keep that shit in your house (with the pot, even, fucking christ) after you’ve already got people publicly calling for your head. You don’t think maybe you should get rid of it? Lay off the weed and stop restocking from your dealer for a bit?…

I said (to the agents), ‘Here you go. There’s probably human bones in there, but I know better than to give you that answer.’

Well, it’s good to have hobbies, I guess....

Goodell and his inner circle are probably the most inept bunch of shitheads ever to run a major US business.

Yes, but doing it in the comment section or in an SMS message means you are an asshole.