I don’t know if this was covered elsewhere today or not but it made my day:

(Sigh) I don’t understand. Will never understand what is happening. why is happening? Who is what? Which is where? Why trump? Why? Why America? WHO IS VOTING FOR HIM? WHY YOU DO THIS?

Maybe she would if they’d just like, be cool.

I have never watched any of the Real Housewives but now I feel like I need to watch a supercut of just the Milania parts.

GIMME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL

ALL kids are assholes, though. Every single last one of them. And if this kid has an extra layer of asshole to her, I’m sure it’s the fault of her shitty parents.

Yes I love her.

As someone who does not have raise or have a child that interacts with Milania, I absolutely love her.

Well, her mom’s been to prison and her dad is going, and probably will be deported afterwards. I guess the kid is developing a thick skin.

Is Rhanna a new proofreading app?

Cindymoo’s mom just found her stuffed cat Meowmeow that she had from when she was a baby, and it’s been proudly sleeping on our bed for the last two months. I also have plushies on my shelf from my various hospital stays, and a stuffed camel that my dad got me in Iraq that you squeeze and it sings something in Arabic.

I fixed a door today. I fixed the fuck out of that door! I’m gonna reward myself with 4 orgasms tonight! Fuck yeah!

I cannot make this pic anything other than GIANT and I’m dying as a result.

Do not feed trolls!!! Xx

it’s a troll, do not engage.

That’s his sexting finger...

I’m saying this totally objectively so that I don’t conflict with your views:
Don’t ever take Jezebel as a feminist empowering website. The majority of articles is about twitter feeds from rich women who only hang around black people when it’s a photo opportunity or the lastest gossip magazine updates.
This is just…