His idiot cultists are only cheering this because they literally see the move as step 1 towards Armageddon and Jesus’ return.

Hahaha it was not! It was Kendall! That is too funny!

That was Kylie but, I still laughed nonetheless.

“Trump does not fully understand what he has done”

Putting Slenderman Jared in charge of anything is the equivalent of the teacher giving the really hard math problem to the stupid kid who licks the windows.

Did she bring a Pepsi?

“OMG my ex-wife is here??” *sweating bullets*

her bodyguard (Nosferatu)

Funny how the term is “social media”, when, in fact, it’s become anything but.

Stop bringing trolls out of the grey.

It’s almost like communicating through Twitter isn’t good for our mental health.

Yes Kesha said she had sex with a ghost.

You think women wearing hijabs, niqabs, etc. don’t get sexually harassed and assaulted? How cute.

I hate to break it to you, but women get catcalled regardless of their attire. I’ve been catcalled while wearing a formless sweatsuit that made me look like Grimace. Men catcall because it’s a gross power move, not because the woman is dressed immodestly.

I’m not surprised she’s named Amethyst.

I will star this gif no matter what it is referencing.

Right!?! They gotta get their money’s worth out of Nicole’s wig too!!

Yeah, nobody gives a fuck what you write. Nobody cares about “personality”. It’s 100% visual attractiveness, and 100% of the platform’s benefits are heaped on people who excel in that department.

Well, for one, this is about online dating services like Match, OkCupid, and Tinder, not social networks where you already know people or share interests. So this definitely casts a wider net because you don’t know the people on these services at all. And if you do run into someone you know, it’s rare.

You lecture me on American cheese food product not being real cheese and then go on to prefer margarine?!?1