Here’s my question: how quick is Bill Murray that he managed to grab *all three* of their phones and chuck them over the roof? I mean, after he grabbed the first one, wouldn’t you, as the second or third person, hold onto your phone for dear life?

I get wanting to have a quiet dinner, but throwing someone’s phone off the roof is a dick move. Totally not Larry Darrell.

Fuck Bill Murray.

We know you’re spying for the sloths, Mindymoo.

This is really fascinating stuff! Makes me wonder if any of my family in Poland were spies. I have a real reason to wonder that, too. See, my Babcia was a spy against the Nazis, and ended up in a concentration camp for it. My Aunt Stephanie, who died a month ago, was a Polish immigrant to the States who worked for the…

Huh, that’s funny, I don’t remember saying anything at all about not pursing mosquito control techniques. My point is this: we can and should work on finding medical solutions to the spread of the virus itself—vaccines and treatments, and mosquito control (the mosquitoes that carry this disease are technically an…

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I get that it’s meant to be sexy or impressive or whatever but ultimately a middle-ish aged man standing in front of a mirror in his underpants and socks, holding his own dick just reads as depressing to me. That is a melancholy moment. Excessive hashtags make this seem sadder.

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Those are all great! This first two are completely WTF.

Is this supposed to be a heart that he’s popping out of? An ice cold heart? If it is, I love it.

Sorry friends, as far as vaguely creepy old valentines cards go I’ve got the winners. Creepy Baphomet lamb, Fellatio the Snowman, and everyone’s favorite romantic icon...offensive Chinese laundromat worker.

She did die because of her research. That’s pretty crazy to me. But crazy in a beautiful, romantic way. She was so passionate about what she was researching, discovering, testing, that she died because of it.

It’s funny because I can’t think of one female genius who is known to be crazy. Marie Curie is probably one of the most intelligent human beings to ever exist and you never saw her intentionally trying to be crazy to prove she’s super smart.

Seriously asking, why do you think that is the point of art?

Or, she might have chosen him first.

I’d like to know if that is actually the “official title” of the Mayor of that town, or if he’s making that shit up himself. He sounds like an asshat of the highest order. Even the “apology” had a little more subtle victim-blaming in there. Fuck this guy.

Clearly she didn’t put on her anti-rape chastity belt and matching anti-murder safety vest that day.

I seriously think the second. Something seriously altered when his mom died and it would make some sense...