It wasn't intrusive ;) Have a great day!

The Queen Mum knew what’s up!

No. I never wanted to have a baby. Then I got pregnant (not on purpose), and wanted him more than anything that I ever wanted anything in my whole life and am grateful every single day for him and the gift he gave me in my daughter in law.

Yes, I did. For me, I’m so glad I got it out of the way. God, I feel like a horrible Mom for saying that, but it's true. Now it’s my life to live ;)

Kinda looks like it could.

No, he didn’t know. It still skeeved me the fuck out, though, and I pulled my ad that very second!

Exactly!

I placed an ad on a website (not Tinder), where I clearly stated my age (46) and age preference (43-50) and got a response from my sons’s BEST friend who is 25, who has been living with his gf for 5 years...

Yeah...no. My mom is a “practicing” Catholic.

The article doesn’t mention a cruiser, only that he changed clothes.

Yep. I've heard, too, and it's such a good idea!

No offense, but you missed a key piece of this story.

Tell me about it. I had to come to Deadspin to get some witty writing!

So I've heard....

You are clearly omitting something:

Another cool thing about Jez? We don’t just dismiss responses. Don’t worry! Spend the day here...you’ll get the hang of it ;)