Just wanted to second your reply. Because it is so, so true.

When drifting away, indeed lower the difficulty.

Yeah, cars and motorcycles definitely are very susceptible to seeming/sounding newer than they are. A 2004 model sounds pretty new to me, until i start counting the years. My first bike, a Suzuki GSX R was a 1998 model. Seemed young when i bought her in 2007

See, thats amazing! Pokemon is one of those “before i was born” things to a 20 year old!

Thanks, friend. Its not depressing to get older, just confusing at times! Biggest pro is generally not giving a shit about stuff that used to bother me ten years ago. Or was it twenty?

When you said “from the past two decades” i kept thinking you must be wrong because Zelda didnt exist yet back then! After all, two decades ago means early eighties!

Congrats on becoming a father! Do your best, whatever you think that entails.

I’ll enjoy calm seas until the third week of november, then.

I warned my wife multiple times that it probably wouldnt release until 2017.

I was not bothered by the ending either.

Thats a pessimistic look you have there.

I wish I was more intelligent so I could actually understand these comics every week :(

A good strategy is to always be one generation behind. Right now you can buy Superchargers or Trap Team with about 6 extra characters for the price of one new release.

Consolation, these are very talented people, they will land on their feet IF all of this does go wrong. Land on their feet, sparkly and smiling!

I didnt say good things dont come to bad people every now and then!

I just hope every Kotaku writer can sleep well and not worry about providing for their family and themselves. Ive been there and dont wish that insecurity upon everyone.

We should all stop being silly and acknowledge that we actually got Banjo 3. Nuts and Bolts was a fine game.

You havent been on an adventure with Yooka and Laylee yet.

Nobody LOVED Banjo and Kazooie at first sight. Liked, maybe. To love a videogame character you have to go on an adventure with them!

I am going to guess you havent been in a healthy relationship yet, or are very wealthy.