Signature or real-time resting heart rate?

Flowers in the Arctic

Truly shows the frosty relationship between IT and management.

That is the Alt-Write these days. You gotta keep up with the times.

Toucher & Rich?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

I’m sure in addition to being more self serving, his version is also much longer, more boring and folksier.

I’m sure the story is more complicated, if only by virtue of who’s telling it. As for more interesting? That’d be a first.