But look at that Mazda3 idiot!

is an eye sore to the neighborhood

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

The perpetrator...

The solution here is clear.

Neat Dart!

I watch ChrisFix videos. He seems to be really knowledgeable and has well edited and concise videos.

Welcome to our show— hold on, I gotta finish this blowjob.

No of course it isn’t. The 3 wheeler is the coolest.

Stop by my house on a Saturday sometime. I do it all the time. I drag my laptop out to scan my OBD II port as well. I LIKE that my car TELLS me what it thinks is wrong with it. And I can set breaker points (I own a dwell tach - Google that if you don’t recognize it) and tune a carb, too. Any you young whippersnappers…

BMW 7 series. The technology will be outdated in 5 years and the cost to repair that technology will be insane.

Easy. No one is buying it. Kia K900

Mercedes GL 63 AMG. The ugliest, thirstiest of all the AMG school busses. Launched a couple of years ago for about 135k € and you can find second hand ones for about 90k € right now. Imagine how much will it be worth in 20 years...

CTS-V???? Id take that over the Volvo!

My suggestion of “the car you drove in high school” is actually this, since I still have the ‘65 Mustang I got when I was 15... :)

Get ready for a tidal wave of disagreements and photos of better choices.

Ugly? What happened to your eyes, man.