Frankly I couldn’t care less if that wing does anything at all. It provides a modicum of up force in my pants.

Dad now wants to get a different kind of Rocky Mountain high.

Haha! Can you do my headlines in the future? I can't pay you much, but I have a sister who makes $1555 an hour on the web...

At least that thing started life as a Corvette. The Alfa nose and badges on a Mazda just rub me the wrong way. I'm fine with custom cars, but why not design something unique?

You're going to need a lot more than $3.59 in Cheerios to repair the heart in a Taco Bell toilet,

That's not a tingle. That's a throbbing I can't stand up in this meeting moment.

Look at that, we just figured out how to create world peace, bumper cars. Though the lack of Russian bunnies or people does scare me.

I would like some of that implanted discretely somewhere on my body so I dont sweat in church.

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cause anything happen when the midnight crew is running the show

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