Then wake up the next morning and vow to find exciting new topics of conversation that do not involve goats, Harry Caray, or memorable encounters with Ryne Sandberg.

This IS the normal state of the Indians’ bats. They are not a run scoring powerhouse....

It’s starting to seem to me that there is a direct correlation between the fear of minorities and the lack of them in one’s vicinity. Not as a hard and fast rule, but... you know.

I would have totally given you an A+. But, then again, I got in trouble with my 9th grade English teacher for doing a poetry analysis of Green Eggs and Ham. She had the gall to tell me that it wasn’t “real poetry”. I told her she was a snobby bitch and then I got suspended. Good times.

Jesus Christ, NBC is so hell-bent to dig an “olympic moment” out of somebody that they generated one no one really wants to see: the guy finding out from the media that he’d been DQed. In an interview with someone who’s just won a medal - or lost heartbreakingly - their patented move is to bring up whatever…

Until your favorite team loses a long pass because a DB knows it’s better to take the 10 than risk giving up a 40 yard TD.

Fred McGriff Name Riff: I hate to be a pedant and run the conversation onto a different rail, but if you’ll read Charles Leerhsen’s well-researched book on the Georgia Peach, you’ll discover that he was no more racist than any of his Southern brethren of the time and in all likelihood much less so. Al Stump invented…

To be fair, the Mazda 3 is an unnecessarily beautiful car.

Why does the romantic proclivities of the local citizens make the story seem more likely? Is there a scat play specific sub-neighborhood?

I think he meant that she was one of those girls that doesn’t want to try anal.

He jerked off to that picture of your ear. You know that, right?

I guess the bright side for Kentucky fans is that this loss preemptively saves the disappointment of vacating the title in a few years.

"A beer called 'Beast Mode'? No thanks, I'll pass."

Given Ohioans bizarre love for Skyline Chili, I'm assuming that's a typo and it should say "slop".

If you can find cheap flighs, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos, and Cambodia are all amazing and cheap once you are there for things like food and hotels. Do not come during the high season, Northern Hemispehere's winter, if you are on a budget. From major cities like Bangkok or Kuala Lumpur there are many cheap flights to…

How about a reservation of some sort for free thinkers like yourself?

Kriss Kross agrees.

"it's OK to say "fuck it" and yam one on"

Not a fan of suction cups; exploiting panel gaps/overlaps are more my speed, and magnetic universal mount FTW.

Not a fan of suction cups; exploiting panel gaps/overlaps are more my speed, and magnetic universal mount FTW.

The novel series is called A Song of Ice and Fire; the TV series is called A Game of Thrones.