I really can't do the almond scent. Something about it is just not right to me. I also find it to be somewhat greasy. This is what I get for using my girlfriend's shave gel in the shower.

I really can't do the almond scent. Something about it is just not right to me. I also find it to be somewhat…

The unfortunate thing about these polls is that they are a popularity contest rather than an actual portrayal of the best. Obviously, my opinion is subjective, but anything involving a suction cup is an automatic loser. Even the best only have a certain lifespan and turn into nothing but headaches.

The unfortunate thing about these polls is that they are a popularity contest rather than an actual portrayal of the…

The Perhentian Islands in the bay of Thailand off the coast of Malaysia. These two idealic and beautiful islands offer some of the best snorkeling in the world. I spent a week here and never wanted to leave. One island is better suited for backpackers while the other offers higher priced resorts. They offer the…

Definitely not

The big issue I have is that it always has to reload. I'll get a couple apps open, then when I try to return to the home screen, it takes about five seconds to load. It's really annoying when you are in a hurry.

Yes. Minors shouldn't drink alcohol either due to its effects on a developing brain. That doesn't mean that adults shouldn't be able to have a beer, does it? People with mental illness probably shouldn't be using any type of drug, but that doesn't mean we should lock up every adult who picks up a cocktail or smokes a…

Again, the rarity of gold is what makes it valuable. There is plenty of gold in the world for practical uses, such as in electronics, but it is made expensive by the value placed on it by hoarders who see gold as a more fit currency than money itself.

I'm not going to get into a childish back and forth with you, but you really are wrong. There is nothing in the chemical effects of marijuana that increases violence. It is a downer. It causes people to become lethargic. I'm not saying that people can't do violent things under the influence of marijuana, but it is not…

Hahaha, no.

I'm sure Taipei, Togo, Tonga, and Tajikistan agree with you completely...

First of all, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a geek. It's a lot better than being a fame obsessed whore. Don't worry, I look plenty good. You don't have to feel bad for having feelings for me ;)

What, am I pissing you off? For someone who is so important, it sure seems like you have to talk about it a lot. The lady doth protest too much! "I'm so important. It's whatever. I don't need to prove anything to you, I'm working on my next Hollywood hit." You sound as pathetic as I predicted. Why do I keep replying…

I edited this. You're pretty pathetic. I tried to be nice, but I see what kind of person you are. Go back to Jezzebel and obsess over celebs a little more to fill in the emptiness of your pathetic life.

Listen, this is pathetic. We are having a back and forth over nothing on the internet. I'm sure you're a nice person. I am, too. There's no reason to wast our time like this. I assume you are a girl, and I feel bad for calling you a bitch. I really hate that word and I'm embarrassed for using it.

Listen here you stupid twat, nothing you've said has been inline or made any sense. Let's try this one: You worked on a fucking documentary so the cocaine must have floated across the FUCKING OCEAN to Japan. There couldn't be any other likely story? You haven't even addressed that fact, you just keep going on and on…

Trust me, I've done plenty. I just don't believe you that you magically worked on this documentary. Why didn't you mention it in the first place, rather than referring to this guy's book?

Hahahahaha!

Oh, and to save yourself the time reading a self-serving autobiography, watch Cocaine Cowboys. It's the same set of circumstances, but from the perspective of many people and is more up to date.

That might be the most offensive thing I've ever heard, to hear you call me stupid. Did they describe in that book how bags of jettisoned coke floated all the way to Japan?! Seriously, get your head out of your ass. If you're trying to tell me that coke wouldn't have been brought to Japan on purpose, you have no idea…

Eighty kilos of coke? No, they did not float. There were four backpacks. They didn't all just stay together and float all the way to Japan. Jesus Christ, don't be so thick. How can you possibly assume this to be the most likely explanation? I lived in Korea for two and a half years, taking several visits to Japan.…