Such characters include Falx Carius, a valiant knight from Morrowind who comes back as a confused (and evil) not-quite-zombie in Skyrim expansion Dragonborn, a Dark Brotherhood member named Lucien who appears as an assassin in Oblivion and then—two centuries later—as a spectral ally you can summon in Skyrim, and Jiub,…

When NCsoft killed City of Heroes a month before the new game content update, they became dead to me.

GOOFUS surreptitiously checks his phone during the interview, meeting, movie, etc. and thinks nobody notices.

Depends.

I get the Robert Downey Jr. hugging the cactus thing and all, but come on, he beat his first wife and raped an 18-year old.

Sure, you spent six years in jail, but you know what, you haven't hugged the cactus long enough in my book.

Oh my God! I was wrong.

A convicted rapist getting his own cartoon is amazing. America, land of forgiveness. /s

I like this one too

this is funnier.

I did suggest he should hold his own Kotaku get together there and fill out the gaps with native fauna, but I'm not sure how good an Australian funnel-web named Jason Schpider is at JRPGs.

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

HOW WILL WE KNOW WHERE THE WIZARDS CAME FROM BUNGIE?!?!?!!? HOW!?!?!? (runs off crying)

Soundwave! w00t!

EXCLUSIVE leaked image of their master bedroom

(http://gbrsou.deviantart.com/art/shut-up-an…)

I got flack for it too, they shut up when I reply with "you're either a vegetarian or only eat meat, there's no way you can enjoy both."

Too lazy to edit the pic so I'm just gonna translate it:

I better be a talented commentator in Kotaku Simulator.