"What's your secret?"

Apparently Sean O'Neal didn't want to talk about the fictional character Sean "Poofy" Combs, aka Poof Daddy.

It's weird.

"I don't damsel myself for sympathy"

"The only time the audience applauded was when I whipped a battery at the actors."

Real Genius is a great movie, but young, impossibly charismatic, good-looking and believably brilliant Val Kilmer is a huge part of that greatness. I think this show's success will be largely dependent on finding an actor who can match those qualities.

NBC will never stop trying to pretend it's 1985-1998.

Nah, the reason I came to the firm conclusion that Real Genius is the best is I had recently been to a screening of Better Off Dead and found it doesn't hold up quite as well. It's still really good, but Real Genius is near perfect.

"It was hot and I was hungry, okay?"

Wanna do some blow?

After attending a midnight screening last year, I came to the firm conclusion that Real Genius is the best teen comedy of the 1980s, Ferris Bueller John Hughes be damned.

Get Val Kilmer to play the scheming professor.

But Idris Elba is already in the Thor movies. I have a real problem with actors taking on multiple roles in the same fictional universe. Doctor Who is terrible with this- like how Peter Capaldi had a prominent role on Torchwood and is now the Doctor, and also Freema Agyeman played a small supporting role in season 2…

America
Profiting off the backs of the aggressively stupid

You just know most of those people are lionizing Reagan in the Streets, Nixon in the sheets, so to speak.

Again, ugh, just a worthless double standard. You find her personable, funny and have liked her work, but don't care for her standup- and hey, comedy is subjective as hell, so fair enough. Why even add that 2nd sentence? What does it have to do with anything? Most well-known celebrities across the board are, on…

THOBAMA!

#TrueDetectiveSeason2

It's true and so can Colin Farrell. It's just, with the 2 of them together, it's like the people behind the show are saying "we're going to add more and better female characters next season… supporting a supernova of macho douchiness."

"if you spend your young adult life trying to be a stand up comedian,
you're severely limiting the experiences you could be having to draw on"