"Grandpa, as much as you want, please!"

I… think I'm going to be sick.

But Apple reassured us it's perfectly safe.

Cool. I work about a mile from an Apple store and am curious if they still have a few in stock, but won't be able go there for another 5 hours.

I've had an 80GB one for 7 years and finally maxed out on storage a few months ago. Was planning to upgrade to the 160GB this year, but now… hoping I can still find a new one at the regular price somewhere today.

You'll never stop The Simpsons, obviously.

Anyone been into an Apple store today? Can you confirm there are no more iPod classics on the shelf?

"I think that's pretty stupid and shortsighted on Apple's part."

MAYBE you can still find some in actual Apple stores for a few more days or weeks?

Like what?

"Apple's first new product in four years"

"And $350 for a watch is cheap even when it doesn't do anything else"

Look at all the Fear love up in here!

Charles Rocket will be on Wednesday's episode… oh wait.

Don't know if that's really true. Someone corrected me about this awhile back when I made a "CBS viewers are all geriatric" joke, but I think it was something like CBS has the biggest number of viewers in the 18-49 demo. Which doesn't rule out CBS also having the biggest demo of geriatric viewers.

(pushes up glasses) Actually, CBS has the youngest demographic of all the networks.

Couch

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

Castle- another show with a completely misleading title.

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