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IN IMAX 3D!

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The patch on his shoulder also says "Security."

"Also how incompetent are Jules and Vincent?"

See, it works so much better without this explanation being in the film. Him being at what appears to be a super fancy cocktail party at 8am shows you so much about the character, without telling you and remaining mysterious.

There's no way Jackson had the same amount of screentime as Travolta.

Sorry, Dick Dale was absolutely an essential part of 1960s pop music.

I think it's easy to forget that Seinfeld was a genuine surprise, monster hit starting in 92 and a great number of the sitcoms that premiered during the 3 or 4 years following, including Friends, were conscious attempts to emulate the Seinfeld vibe of "just some pals sitting around chatting." Friends turned out to be

spent much of it's time dealing with How Cool It Is To Be A New Yorker and was far too impressed with itself

I've described Modern Family as "Arrested Development remade by a
Disney marketing exec" and that pretty much applies to Friends via Seinfeld. Take a brilliant, innovative show, file away anything potentially offensive, "weird" or "edgy" about it, simplify the hell out of its intricacies, hire a more photogenic cast,

I know it might cause geographic confusion, but if there's a choice, I'd much rather be "Generation Krakow."

When I picture the Platonic Ideal of a longtime Friends fan, who watched it during its entire run and still enthusiastically watches reruns of it today, it is the kind of person who has lived in a "Friends bubble" their entire life, and would take serious offense at the mere suggestion that the show might not be great.

You just know there people out there who have written 200 page graduate theses on "Chandler as a gateway to Kierkegaardian Nihilism" or the like.

All can be revealed: Every other commenter on this site is part of a sophisticated AI hive mind. You are the only "real" commenter. Now that you are aware you are ready to be processed for RESTRICTED KNOWLEDGE.

I never said "Youre just jealous".

Dumptruck full of cash?

I went through this exact same thing like 12 years ago.

I'm eagerly awaiting tomorrow's 3000 word thinkpiece on Big Head Todd and the Monsters.

Gross.