It would probably just be simpler to make a list of things he doesn't need to apologize for.

(Gene Simmons enters in full KISS makeup and costume)

Yes, seems poorly thought out, or intentionally tasteless. Either way, not cool.

Friday night pardoy at my house!

Taken as a whole, I would say Buffy is a drama first, horror second, comedy third but obviously it's 1000x funnier than this, even in its worst episodes.

I'm not convinced THIS isn't porn. Everything about it really screams "porn."

Definitely don't understand the people (let's call them "haters") who complain that a buzzfeed parody is indistinguishable from the real thing, or is just a dumb idea in general. I think Clickhole has been pretty great so far, and there have been lots of days where it's better/funnier/more "biting" than The Onion.

Not too surprising it's mostly the states with the poorest education in the country.

*immediately compiles new spotify playlist*

We've all been having a crazy party in here without you.

Really good movie that will now feel even more morbidly twisted than it already was.

With endless options for renewal, etc etc.

Then they did add such a character in the 3rd one. I haven't seen that movie in 15 years, but IIRC, McClane and her had little to no interaction. And doesn't Jeremy Irons' character kill her for some reason?

Don't forget Robert Forster in Delta Force! (R.I.P. Menahem Golan)

Executive Decision was that one that ingeniously (SPOILER ALERT FOR AN 18 YEAR OLD MOVIE) marketed Steven Seagal as one of the leads and then killed him off before the halfway mark.

So there has to be at least the slim potential for romance or attraction with the hero for there to be a hot evil henchwoman? I guess that makes sense.

"I just saw it a few hours ago, 8/10."

Great! Now I'm going to have 9 months of grading to catch up on!

Screech! Screech! Screech! Screech!

You'd know a D when you see it!