Yeah, now that I think about it, I'm kind of surprised there's not one in the original Die Hard. Another cliche it wisely ignored/subverted?

A meal which was the inspiration for a lengthy chapter in ADWD.

How does that make you feel?

THA FUCK is happening here?

Laughed at what? What did it say? The curiosity is driving me insane!

Good lord, @NerdInTheBasement:disqus what did you write here?

"I only needed to see the way my friend's eyes opened up in amazement at the nihilism rant"

He was already on Desperate Housewives, which was even more galling given its "bizarre secrets in the suburbs" theme.

Let's get real: Do you get called an insufferable jerk on a regular basis in real life, or only on the internet?

LET'S TALK ABOUT AQUATIC APES

"this is the most fun I've had in weeks"

"I will laugh and laugh at them"

There's a great episode of (the podcast) Comedy Bang Bang where Scott Aukerman plays that video that for Colin Hanks, who apparently had never actually seen it before.

You can totally just post the video!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Potato/Potato

Yes, at least 2 people named Jon Padgett and Mike Davis.

Great discussion over at The Dissolve about how they look like "the baby from Eraserhead on steroids" which led to this thing of beauty:

Or Carol Brown?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

To be fair, a lot of them are now more elderly than middle aged.

You don't have to respond to every single comment on here, you know?