I will never stop mixing up Ron Paul/Rand Paul/Paul Ryan
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Next up for Todd VanDerWerff professionally: returning to his previous job 6 months from now and forcing his replacement to quit.
"I've been wanting to tell off {insert longtime staff member name here} for years, but I never had the nerve!"
Schilling was in the 1st one, then dropped out and was replaced by Samantha Mathis of Super Mario Brothers fame in the 2nd one. Mathis will not be returning and the character will be played by Laura Regan in part 3.
I watched the first 20 minutes or so on Netflix. Was hoping for a hilarious, Battlefied Earth or Foodfight-type fiasco, but it was just really, really boring. Painfully, tortuously boring.
One of the best Newswires ever:
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Atlas Shrugged is the only book I've ever stopped reading, mid-sentence, for good, out of disgust. And this was when I was a teenager in the early 90s before I was aware of the cult of Rand. I think I heard about it from some "thought provoking books for smarties" list at a Borders or something. And I wasn't even…
Does everybody have their tickets for this summer's Gathering of the Shruggalos?
"which is a musical in all but name"
C'mon, Miller was always schtick-y and right-leaning. You can "imagine" any hypothetical current life for Bill Hicks you want, that doesn't make it so, even hypothetically.
Boringest spambot ever!
Well, what do you expect from people who think The Shawshank Redemption is the best movie ever made (a movie no one saw when it was in theaters) and Fight Club is the 10th best movie ever made?
I hate to say it- I'm a huge Ford fan, but How Green Was My Valley bores me to tears. And as a huge Bela Tarr fan, I can attest that I am not easily bored. Roddy McDowall is great in it, though.
Yeah, Annie Hall is an EXTREMELY atypical Best Picture winner.
Apeshit in a good or bad way? I don't remember seeing anyone anywhere complaining about Hurt Locker winning over Avatar. Maybe rubes on IMDB message boards, but I don't go places like that.
Yes, who's ever heard of someone horribly unfunny having a long, successful stand-up comedy career?
Yeah, the Disney Corporation has been creepy for a long time, but this project and Saving Mr. Banks is making them seem like Stalinist supervillains.
You could have just written "Latina" and "Ukrainian." Which I guess you're complaining about her bad, inaccurate accent, since I don't believe they've ever said she's Ukrainian. But you also modified it with going from "hot" to "bald." Inquiring how a character would go from "hot to bald" when that character is a…