The role he was born to play.

Yes.

Black and filled with delicious white creme?

Add to that the fact that this sounds like a remake of Herman's Head and double ehhh…

It's a stealth continuation of Dr. Facehands.

"He's about as right for the part as, say, Michael Cera."

"But then what?"

My theory: Marvel/Disney conducted recent test screenings of Guardians of the Galaxy that went abysmally and immediately decided "This idea of letting awesome, idiosyncratic directors steer our brand isn't working! ABORT! CALL IN THE HACKS!"

It was hot and he was hungry!

Did he ever get out while the getting was good!

What @avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus said.

The naked wizard in the books did it better.

"Then I pulled up the pin and now he's not saying anything."

Yeah, I skipped Man of Steel and only watched it because it happened to be airing on HBO in my hotel last month.

"Fuckin' Jesse Eisenberg as Luthor?"

Maybe the dedicated legions of DC fans will skip "Batman v Superman" out of protest…

"that disappointing"

Oh yeah. I just got around to seeing Man of Steel for the first time last month and it was indeed weirdly, horribly disappointing. BUT, while I think both it and Superman Returns were not-good overall, if you were to shuffle certain elements between the two of them, I think you could make a genuinely great Superman…

Seems like Daredevil would be the perfect guy to litigate if he weren't with a competing company.

I'm certain there's a DC-equivalent fire guy you could have used.