Ballistic: Batman v Superman

"so maybe she just needs to pick better films."

Toss in Julianne Nicholson and the whole cast can just be redhead ladies who who have previously played detectives on TV.

Classic O'Neal.

"Circlejerk" usually implies everyone involved is so infatuated with something they become physically aroused. Isn't this scenario the opposite of that?

I don't think he reads The AV Club. Wait, how is he a douche exactly?

It's been so long since I tore apart a floppy disk out of frustration or boredom, I had completely forgotten there was an actual circular disk housed inside the square, which, weird.

Is this a scenario where we're being forced to watch television, like with a gun to our head?

Seriously though, why was there a hole?

As if they're mutually exclusive.

Even Kenneth Parcell said it doesn't make any sense.

When will Meshach Taylor get his own NBC drama?

Required viewing:
http://youtu.be/oUc0vbSlanM

That's been the rallying cry of 35 American Presidents.

"but because of a trio of shitty, lowest common denominator offerings"

Sounds like nerd talk!

2 Girls 1 World

Yes. See also: me and Pokemon, Digimon, any other mon.

Its this even a real show? Does it have a premiere date? I feel like I've been seeing articles about every aspect of its production for going on 5 years now.

You must be new here. Stuff that's utterly worthless will usually get a D or D-. Stuff that gets an F is often as essential viewing as stuff that gets an A. An F means you're in for a horrifying trainwreck you won't be able to turn away from. See also: everything that's ever received an F grade on this site.