Everyone is mailing NBC a thermos of sperm.

Not expecting anything more than what we've already got at this point, but the fantasy of the show being resurrected as part of the regular Adult Swim lineup is making me drool.

The dialogue in the original films was pretty bad, but the actors and I guess the directing made it seem pulpy and fun. The oppressive air of importance and seriousness was a real problem with the prequels.

"Ryan Murphy sends his regards."

I'm sure others have pointed this out, but we all know what happens next, right? It is canon, after all.

Did you actually not watch anything past the first 2 episodes?

So you didn't like season 5 but did like season 4?

Not to get anyone's hopes up, because the chances of this are probably teeny tiny, but from the Variety article on this:

The A.V. Club

QUENTIN TARANTINO SURE LIKE LADIES' FEET, AMIRIGHT? FEET!

"Tarantino retains the right to seek redress in the future—either
personally, or through a child conceived in hate and raised for
vengeance. "

Nor the remake of the Belushi/Aykroyd joint I was hoping for.

We may never know…

For a good Buick, call: Roadhouse!

That would be way too awesome to actually happen.

He takes the skin off chicken.

Henry Rollins replaced everyone.

Honest question because I don't remember: Do they ever mention "midichlorians" in Episodes 2 or 3? I know they're all up in Episode 1.

Designed by Dov Charney.

"Tim Allen and Kirstie Alley"