I live in a tropical region. And people tend to put the following when selling there cars (in spanish):

I don't think tire smoke puts out fires, but doing donuts around fires could help suffocate it.

At least he is not driving!

Could do without the roof scoop, or is there no AC in it?

"What leaf? I don't see any smoke coming out."

Monsieur Crashy payed tribute to Steve McQueen

Even your president took 6 seconds of his time to thank Miles for cleaning up Gotham

I wonder what the bill from a rearward crash look like?

"Sounds like a dragon and a lion had a baby and you're steering from its mouth while it roars," - Jack Baruth on the SLS Black Edition

nomnomnom, I'm out to eat all those FWD sedans...

If bean counters are afraid of "cheapening" the image all they have to do is make it a limited production run. They'll watch the euro [notes] pile up, sleep to the tunes of the cries of the plebe, and they'll wake up with a clean conscience that now the rich who are also a bit more environmentally conscience [even…

How to Transform your AWD vehicle to RWD the Dummy way...

Happy Miata is Happy; Miata Happy is Happy driver.

I'm not arguing that its the worst nose job out there. It actually looks better, which is a what a nose job is supposed to do. The problem of coarse being that their is no other change in the entire vehicle. Not a single HP more, or Lb-ft of torque. Not an extra inch of space or even a different color dashboard or…

That radio unit?! WTF- thats a shitty finish for the cockpit.

Yeah I posted this on Oppo earlier, but I don't think you can call it MechaGodzilla. That is if it went full on electrical. A Hybrid would be more like this (sorry for the poor paint job):

They should also add it to Motorcycle gear. I've seen Alpine-Star and Dainese use similar airbag tech in the suits, but an extra layer never hurts.

Sir. Jackie,

I always hated the modern FJ. Visibility is probably as close to a Lambo any Plebe could get to. The Washable interior is handy though if you do off-road it. They are expensive down here (Bolivia) and a lot of people aspire to own one. But I think it can't compare to the old iron box that was the original.

I'm pretty sure most of the time it will go something like. Sorry, the Service is not available in your area.