Holy crap. This is an amazingly in depth review of the game compared to some of the other reviews of destiny I have seen.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

According to cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Mehmet Oz

wwe raw is on and u dickheads wanna talk about elite running lol smdh

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

this reminds me of the time my 4 year old boy demanded to drink out of his favorite sippy cup with the crazy straw, but he couldn't because it was in the dishwasher so he flipped his plate of spaghetti onto the floor.

boooooo your a bad idiot lol just kidding keep plugging away brother

Father Duck: [comes home]
Father Duck: [hangs up coat]
Father Duck: [slumps onto recliner]
Father Duck: Quaaaaaack.
Mother Duck: Quack?
Father Duck: Quack quack. Quack quack quaaaaack quack quack.
Mother Duck: [nervously fingers apron]
Mother Duck: Quack... quack quack quack.
Father Duck: QUACK?? QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Daughter…

Uh, I live in Canada, moron.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Pretty awesome of FIFA to pick someone who built the stadium to do the first kick.

Actually, the saddest Subway rider is the $20 stipend for four footlongs that Chipper Jones insists on for autograph appearances.

acscscsscs: [is born]

I didn't notice at first, but then I was like, "No! No way!" In retrospect, it shouldn't have been that surprising, what with Cameroon 5 singing the anthems.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

2 ticket to the NHL Playoffs: $457

This isn't what I come to DadPenis for.

weightlifting is snatch and clean & jerk. you mean weight lifting